Yes, it’s me Alexia and do I have some news for you. Not only is spring time to do your spring cleaning but it is also the most popular time to get married, according to a recent poll. This issue of A.D. is going to mainly be about wedding dresses. If you’re going to get married anytime soon you should read this! You may be wondering who I am and I have the info for you. I’m Alexia Dyslexia and am the leader of the fashion police. The fashion police is a group of people that rate the fashion of the streets. The fashion is mainly for people in there teen’s or 20's. If you have any questions, comments, complaints, or wanna be in the fashion police then email me at Jewlicat@yahoo.com.
What are people wearing on the streets you ask? Well I have the hook up for you! Some of the latest fashions for John’s are baggy pants with bright coloured or see-thru shirts. Some John’s prefer khakis, women-beaters (also known as wife-beaters) and pants that show their boxers (low-riders). The popular look of John’s is medium length hair usually in a grown out mushroom cut. Silver is way in too. Everywhere I turn someone is wearing a silver chain. Guys everywhere seemed to be enjoying snow-boarding and skateboarding.
Jane’s fashion is changing at all times and always differs from person to person. I normally don’t like to say a certain type of clothing is out because it may look really bad on one person and really cool on another. Many Jane’s are getting their belly buttons peirced. I love this look a lot and would recommend it to anyone who has an innie belly button (Has anyone noticed that Bad Ass Billy Gunn has his navel pierced).
Jane’s are wearing shirts with cool sayings on the all the time (an example is the "I love me" shirt). Some Jane’s prefer baggy pants while others prefer wide-legs and bell bottoms (I like both). Many Jane’s are wearing their threads baggy, tight and preppy.
No offense to the manufacturers of this dress but look at it! It’s completely hideous! If I wore this to my wedding I would probably die on the spot. Look at the color! It looks like someone peed on it or something! And the pants part....Hello! Duh...you should not wear pants under your wedding dress no matter what! By the way...should I call it a dress?
Ummm what was the person thinking when they made this?!?!?! The back is completely odd looking. And the flowers? It looks plain nasty. I wouldn’t be caught dead in this dress.....would you?
Can we saw tacky? I think this is the most tacky thing I have ever saw in my whole life. What is with that hat? She looks like she’s a cher-wanna-be.
Well peeps....that’s all...I’m really busy and do not have tons of time to work on this. If you go on IRC you can always catch me as Jewl.
3/9/99
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